Brutal feedback. Better resumes.

Your resumeis boring.We'll tell you exactly why.

One sentence. 60 seconds. It'll hurt — then you'll know exactly what to fix. Upload a PDF and get a roast with three concrete repairs.

Free first roast · PDF only · private by default

Roast analysis
00:60

Your resume,on trial.

Drop your PDF. We'll read between the buzzwords.

PDF ready

Sample verdict

“Your impact is hiding behind a support group of vague verbs.”

Diagnosis ready

Screenshot-worthy
by design

No polite fluff

We roast the document, not the person.

01

Honest, not generic

No vague ‘looks great’ filler. Get the biggest reason your resume is being ignored.

02

Funny, then fixable

Every punchline comes attached to a practical action you can take today.

03

Private by default

Your upload is for your analysis. You decide whether the roast becomes content.

The 60-second arc

Brutal today. Better tomorrow.

01

Drop the PDF.

No forms that ask you to relive every job. Just upload the resume you're trying to defend.

02

Get the roast.

One sharp diagnosis, delivered in plain English.

03

Make it better.

Take the three fixes and turn a weak document into a clearer case for you.

The useful part

Less guesswork. More interviews.

The roast is the hook. The point is a resume that sounds like a person who has actually done things.

The exact line making your impact disappear

Three repairs ranked by what matters most

A shareable result when you need a little public accountability

Questions, answered

No surprises. Except the roast.

Get roasted